dear game developers attached below you will find my resume, cover letter, and references please hire me as your primary artist thank you
As a developer in the gaming industry, you’d be surprised, this small joke you created here, is nearly identical to the type of shit people put in their references. Your joke, could literally get you a job.
THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE BEST AND MOST IMPORTANT INFORMATION I HAVE EVER GOTTEN IN MY LIFE
mimi watching doter
I’m a strong independent gamer who needs no tutorial
Shit how do I walk
accidentally pissing off video game characters makes me feel worse than accidentally pissing off real people
[SCREAMS ANGRILY AS I SNAP MY CONTROLLER IN HALF] I LOVE VIDEO GAMES I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN