sepiaru:

some warrior: hey was jw who i could speak to regarding recruitment
sepia: me
some warrior: sweet :) would you be interested in a warrior dps?
sepia: well we kind of have to go through a interview process
sepia: can i ask some questions
some warrior: surely :)
sepia: are you a straight male
some warrior: lmao ofc
sepia: oh…sorry we’re gay friendly straight-tolerant guild…
sepia: idk…
sepia: if you’re straight you might have to be really good
sepia: are you really good
some warrior: rofl
some warrior: ur serious…
sepia: yes
sepia: haven’t you seen us in wow-progress
sepia: it specifically says gay-friendly straight-tolerant
some warrior: oo see it now
sepia: so are you really good
sepia: are you really straight

and then he never replied ):